I think this next topic is too funny not to mention. I can't imagine I am the only person who stresses out about planning "pee time" on Dr. appointment days. Usually around lunchtime (my appointments are right after work) I start to "plan" when I pee, knowing I have to perform when I get to the doctors office. 2:00pm is my cutoff time, the last pee. After that I down two bottles of water. By the time I get to the office I can barely contain myself. Luckily it's the first thing you do when you get there.
It's probably different at each office, but I find the whole thing very unscientific. You basically pee into a mini solo cup and write your name in Sharpie on the side. Then there is a little door above the toilet where you place the cup (with no lid, mind you). It's just weird.
One of two things happen in this bathroom. A) you forgot to plan pee time and you have nothing to give the solo cup. B) you have too much to give and can't cut it off! this happened to me last time. I literally laughed out loud in the bathroom thinking "my cup runeth over".
Yes, a pretty gross topic, but I know I am not the only one.
Wait until the time you fill the cup and then accidentally dump it in the sink while washing your hands...panicked and mortified and sweating you put a cup in there with like two drips. Yep. It will happen.
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